BBC: Cannibal killer warns others not to eat people
"A German accused of killing and eating a man he met on a website for cannibals has expressed regret for his actions... [Armin Meiwes] says his victim was a willing participant who ate part of his own body before Mr Meiwes stabbed him to death and stored his remains in a freezer... Mr Meiwes told investigators he took Mr Brandes back to his home, where Mr Brandes agreed to have his penis cut off, which Mr Meiwes then flambeed and served up to eat together. Mr Meiwes says he then killed Mr Brandes with his consent - recording the two-hour event on video... Prosecutors are seeking a conviction of murder for 'sexual satisfaction,' as cannibalism is not technically illegal under German law."
Okay, so off the top of my mind:
1.) There are really 'cannibal' websites where actual cannibals can get together and arange to eat each other???
2.) In Germany it's completely legal to eat people, with their consent, as long as you don't eat enough to kill them?
3.) You gotta wonder, how often do these cannibal clubs get together to dine on each other's weenies, and then just shake hands, thank each other for the delicious meal, and then go home and have a good night sleep?
4.) This guy's really actually worried that other people might copy him? Seriously... I don't know what part of town you live in, but around here, I don't think we'd wory about that.
5.) Is flambee really the best way to prepare weenie? I mean, hey, I trust ya - but how many recipes did you try before deciding on the ol' dong flambee mit sourkrout.
6.) Buddy placed an ad that said "Wanted: young, well-built men aged 18 to 30 to slaughter"... and somebody ANSWERED THE AD? I wonder if there was an interview process - how many applicants did he turn down before he found one he wanted to eat?
I think tis line sums it all up though:
"Disturbingly, a number of websites dedicated to Mr Meiwes have appeared, with people advertising for willing victims." - um, yeah... "disturbingly"... good word.
did the two hour video include the cutting off, cooking and eating of the penis or did it take 2 hours to stab the guy to death? and did he eat the whole guy before turning himself in? coz, if not, he should also be tried for breach of contract... i guess i'm gonna be a little more careful with those i admonish with the phrase, "eat me!" from now on...
Posted by: sage at November 24, 2003 01:53 PMI would like to know if getting your dick cut off hurts..........because I think the last thing i would want to do while screaming in pain is eat my flambeed peter?
Posted by: harry at July 7, 2004 09:22 AM