So - everyone's psyched for tomorrow night, right? The big debate? I'm not even American and I'm anticipating this thing...
I figure it's that 'morbid curiosity' thing that makes people slow down at car accidents to try to get a glimpse of the body... We all know that George Bush can barely pronounce his own name, and we just can't wait to see him crash and burn in a heap of dyslexic confusion as the pressure of live television and Kerry's imminant tongue lashing pulverize him in front of the world audience once and for all. Hell, even Texan's are gonna say 'Damn, dat boy's dumb!' after Thursday night ... at least that's my prediction!
Of course, there's no way Bush would have even agreed to a debate, unless he's got some tricks up his sleeve, so thet might be worth watching too. I hope they're better than the old 'Three purple hearts? That don't mean nothin... you're a flipper-flopper!!!' attack. Who knows - maybe under the pressure Dubya will crack, and admit where he went after deserting the armed forces back in 72? That would be da bomb!
So yesterday I saw one of those CNN 'non scientific' polls, where they said 54% of decided voters say they're going to vote Bush, but 79% think Kerry will win the debate. The 20% of registered voters that are undecided say they're waiting for the debate to make up their minds... so if Kerry can remember to smile more, and tell America what HIS plan is for the next four years, this could turn into a landslide. Sure, if he just keeps his mouth shut and lets Bush talk, he'll win the debate (the more Bush talks, the stupider he sounds) but America already knows their president is an idiot, they're just not sure if the other guy is any better .... I'm hoping to see some fur fly tomorrow night!
I'll leave this entry with an article that came out in the Lone Star Iconoclast yesterday - that's Bush's Texas hometown newspaper.
The article is entitled "Kerry Will Restore American Dignity - 2004 Iconoclast Presidential Endorsement"
I highly suggest giving it a quick read. Hell, if even his hometown hates him....... Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha !!!!!!
Posted by Calvin at September 29, 2004 08:00 AM