Calvin's Weblog

Comments: An Open Letter to [Middle] America

Very well said.
I would although like to hear you mention about the millions of Americans that voted for Kerry. We know they are not the Americans you describe.
I honestly feel really bad for them.

Posted by Carole at November 3, 2004 04:12 PM

"Studies show Americans are growing increasingly fatter in the midsection. Strangely enough, the midsection of America has been hardest hit, with a large percentage of that population gaining weight in the brain as well, dangerously blocking synapses responsible for thought processes with fatty tissue - resulting in brain damage and delusions of grandeur that Bush is going to lead the country down a shining path of glory in the next four years."
May, Santa Barbara, CA

Nicely said, May

Posted by Carole at November 3, 2004 04:14 PM

The whole first half was about the other half - the intelligent, brave, free-thinking souls (our kin!) who live in New England, DC, Pensylvania, Oregon, California, and all the other states that voted Democrat. My whole hypothesis was regarding the irony that those are all the places that opressed people escaped to - they're the only ones that vote logically...

PS - I love that quote - I was going to write something about American obesity, but I didn't want to kick the fatties when they're down... they might have a stroke or heart attack, and then rely on Canadian drugs because they can't afford 'real' healthcare.

I also have a lot to say about corruption, Halliberton, and Republican wealth building - but I could write for just as long about that...

Posted by Calvin at November 3, 2004 04:36 PM

when these next 4 years are over and bush has put the country even deeper in his mess they won't be able to vote him out like they just could have...
just to show that they really disapproved...

so are americans able to call an election outta the blue like they can here...if they really don't think the leader is doing the best job?

Posted by vetiver at November 3, 2004 07:44 PM

Ah! Funny you mentioned that! If it weren't for the fact that I thought it would be too cocky, I was going to end the blog article with the paragraph:
You made your bed, now you've got to sleep in it. Good luck with that president of yours, see you in 2008. Of course, if after a couple of months. or a couple of years, you realize the magnitude of your doltitute, just take five minutes to read your constitution...you know the one - that ratty old piece of paper that starts out with "We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America."
Well, it turns out there's this thing called 'Impeachment', and it's right on the first page! As it turns out, the House of Representative has the power to impeach the president for so much as a misdemeanor... well, how about that. Which one should you chose? Profiteering? Coersion? Deception? War crimes? Vote Rigging? Fear mongering? Sigh... it's just too bad being a moron isn't a crime...

Posted by Calvin at November 3, 2004 09:36 PM

well said... unfortunately, it falls on deaf ears... time to seal the borders...

Posted by sage at November 4, 2004 04:33 PM

They've already been sealed ... from the other side!
It's called HomeLand Security, and it's meant to keep all the freaky wackos out..... out of CANADA that is!

Posted by Calvin at November 4, 2004 04:45 PM

We knew you would post an interesting entry in your blog after the US election. You didn't disappoint us. We both continue to be so very impressed by your ability to put what needs to be said into words.

Posted by paladane at November 5, 2004 10:47 AM

Thanks!
I basically just had to decide to stop writing after a while, or I would have gone on forever... lots to say...

Posted by Calvin at November 5, 2004 11:12 AM

Post a comment